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How are baguettes “picnicking essentials” in the US? I have literally never seen one at a picnic.

Edit: I will die on this hill…a bread knife isn’t even a part of standard picnic basket kit sold in the US.

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Just going to the wrong picnics I guess! Nice baguette with cheese and salami.

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26 points

Who brings hot food to a picnic?

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What? Nah it’s cold food you can take on a hike

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Just going to the wrong picnics I guess! Nice baguette with cheese and salami.

That’s not a picnic, that’s a movie meal. Picnics should be fried chicken, watermelon, and mac n’ cheese.

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Do you have other activity-food pairings you can share? I’m curious what’s allowed.

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That’s closer to a cook out than a picnic.

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what kind of freak doesn’t bring a bagwette to a picnic

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Yeah, wtf. How can ANYONE EVER picnic without a bagwette? Like, duh.

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Everyone knows that the only way to eat a baguette is while wearing a striped shirt and a black beret after taking it home from the boulangerie on your bicycle.

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3 points

Sacre bleu!

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why eat outside when inside is right there /s

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You obviously do not have a Leatherman Flair. Knife with serrated tip for crusty bread, pâté spreader, cocktail fork, corkscrew, etc.

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I had no idea there was such a thing as a Leatherman for high-class occasions.

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The gold part even has a cluster of grapes embossed on it. Ooh la la

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Upvoted for Leatherman. My Wave+ is amazing

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Slice it before you go. Are items with bread not found in picnics?

Sandwiches are perfect for a picnic, and it’s an occasion you’d want to gussy them up a bit for. Fancier bread might be the cheapest and most obvious way to do that.

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Lol what is a “picnic basket kit”? I feel like Amazon is trying to sell you something.

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It’s something that has existed for decades, possibly close to a century now? It typically includes two small plates, two white mouth wine glasses, two spoons, forks and knives, space for a wine bottle with a way to keep it chilled, food and usually some space for napkins and such.

Just checked and Amazon does indeed sell them, some are pretty fancy haha.

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You don’t use a knife on a baguette, you freak. You tear a piece of. Ever hear of breaking bread?

Fuck’s sake, heathens.

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