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blowing your load

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I literally have never had a hard time finding real maple syrup unless I’m in a gas station or something.

Maybe it’s because I’m in the Midwest and sugar maple is absolutely everywhere, but it’s very, very easy to find real maple. Yes it’s more expensive, and absolutely yes it tastes far better.

Maple syrup to “pancake syrup” is like real butter to hydrogenated palm oil. My mother uses the Blue Bonnet margarine, and I used to use it growing up. As an adult I’ve only used real stick butter and god, going back home sometimes for dinner can really suck. Margarine is so chemical-tasting, how the hell do people butter their toast with it?

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And floods, this year! I was just visiting Oshkosh, the rain is intense.

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sudo pacman -S new-heart

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As a historic non-D voter who is switching this election, I would enthusiastically take Joe over Buttigieg, considering I’m from a neighboring town to his former mayorship. Pete was very unpopular in South Bend and he’s been very unpopular as Secretary of Transportation. Dude sucks and I actually think senile Biden is a better option.

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You’re focused on the second to first word, I’m focused on that second to last one! Fantastic pun.

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These Unga bunga bitches always sliding in my DMs trying to get free shit!

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I’m reasonably sure he does both. One meme result and one serious one.

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