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Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. “What’s that?!” the startled vendor asks. “Ah,” replies the monk, “this is my inner piece.”

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I’m imagining the monk played by Samuel L. Jackson

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Not enough mother fuckers.

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Who plays the monkey?

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Some Xavier tier writing in here

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