So there’ll be mandatory age verification for accessing social media? I’m sure they’ll have robust firewalls to ensure that your identification data isn’t passed to the sites or their advertising partners. I’m equally sure that the police will have access to this data on day 1, and everybody from the tax office to local council will have it within a year.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?

There’s a theory that that’s essentially what mermaids would be: an appendage on an aquatic predator shaped by evolution to attract its prey (in this case, horny sailors)

Pity that the author is a sexcreep

Hungary can join the Russian union state alongside Belarus.

Also, not doing first-past-the-post should probably be counted.

Jill Stein’s rubbing her hands in anticipation

Covfefe, treason and plot

When conservatism has shed any pretence of being about noble principles and degenerated to being purely about power and domination, this is the logical end result. Same as in prisons and some militaries and boarding schools.

I think they’re meant to look just Jewish enough to appeal to antisemitic stereotypes about finance.