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Joseph Flannery, a 7th grade Social Studies teacher, admitted he’s looking forward to his deployment.

“I’m in my late 50s and I’m sad to admit I get winded walking from my car to my classroom, but I thought about it and I can either get shot in a war overseas or I can get shot by some active shooter while I do a lesson about the Revolutionary War,” said Flannery.

Fucking gold.

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But you’re only being shot to protect innocents in one scenario (:

(As a teacher, if that wasn’t obvious)

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“innocents”

(As a teacher, if that wasn’t obvious)

Never met highschoolers huh?

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