Joseph Flannery, a 7th grade Social Studies teacher, admitted he’s looking forward to his deployment.
“I’m in my late 50s and I’m sad to admit I get winded walking from my car to my classroom, but I thought about it and I can either get shot in a war overseas or I can get shot by some active shooter while I do a lesson about the Revolutionary War,” said Flannery.
Fucking gold.
But you’re only being shot to protect innocents in one scenario (:
(As a teacher, if that wasn’t obvious)
The title is the first punch but this line is the KO.
I can either get shot in a war overseas or I can get shot by some active shooter while I do a lesson about the Revolutionary War.
Also this:
“Listen Jack, the educators in the country are some of the most hard-working people I’ve ever met. They will make a great addition to the fight against terrorism. It’s because most of them have nothing to live for anyway because they can’t retire, they are in terrifying debt, and [the students] parents get to tell them what they can teach,” said Biden.
and this:
At press time, the teachers were holding a bake sale to raise funds for their airfare.
I would give this better than even odds of working.
Classic onion
This one is really good lol
