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America! Land of the free*!

*: Unless you meant freedom of religion. You better not! We’ll sue/burn/shoot/jesus you if you do! Ultraconservative Christianity or death!

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*unless you also meant freedom of expression or freedom of bodily autonomy

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Wait, what’s getting jesus’d…?

Oh, I did not think of the implications of making that a verb.

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