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Colorado Republicans tell parents to take kids out of school over fears they ‘turn more kids trans’(www.advocate.com)

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Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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No. Turning gay is very easy. All it takes is seeing two dudes kissing and you’re done. Maintaining your straightness requires constant vigilance.

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lingh0e@sh.itjust.works
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Of COURSE gay is a choice. I CHOOSE to be heterosexual. It’s not an easy choice, but it’s a choice I make every single morning. I don’t understand how the rest of the world doesn’t understand this. They’re just waking up every day allowing teh ghey to overtake their spirit? How can ANYONE choose to live like that?

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Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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Stay strong brother! Just remember: if you fail, you will be butt raped by beefcake demons for all eternity. Nobody could possibly want that, right?

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idunnololz@lemmy.world
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I chose to be straight so I’m going to heaven. Unlike my husband whose gay and is going straight to hell.

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Setarkus.LW@lemmy.world
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May his straight way be reason enough to earn redemption

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captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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Very true. I learned I could become a girl and suddenly I was trans if I ever stopped re insisting I was a boy.

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