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Which actors are serial killers?

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If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)

I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL

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CoderKat@lemm.ee
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I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.

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gavi@literature.cafe
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I feel like she would engage in “holistic cannibalism” or something

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The Doctor@beehaw.org
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Or she’d sideline as a holistic assassin or something.

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essell@beehaw.org
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New candle scent coming…

“This smells like my latest victim”

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