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No crimes detected. Would eat and enjoy. It’s not a proper poutine, would be improved by cheese curds, but impossible to be bad.

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I’m almost certain that’s barbecue sauce. Gravy doesn’t look like that

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9 points

A disturbing possibility which reopens a case I thought long closed.

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A Chinese Pizzaria that I worked at added “Chinese Poutine” to the menu. Instead of cheese curds we just used the pizza cheese, and instead of gravy it got brown sauce. So fries, beef grounds, chicken pieces, brown sauce, cheese. Send that halfway through the oven, top with green onion. The Canadians that tried it said, “well it’s good, but definitely not poutine.”

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What do you mean? That looks like completely normal gravy to me.

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Honestly makes it sound better

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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  • Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
  • OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
  • Meta - Relating to the community itself.

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