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That looks pretty good tbh. Like mixing corn and peas into your mashed potatoes and gravy.

I’m Canadian though, we have a fries and gravy bias.

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20 points

I’m not Canadian, but the first thing I thought was poutine. Add some cheese curds and I’d give this a try.

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7 points

Is it bad I want to try it? But yeah it definitely needs cheese curds, maybe some pulled pork too.

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9 points

Is that gravy or BBQ sauce?

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14 points

Ok this is new evidence.

If it’s barbecue sauce it’s off.

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3 points

I’d still take it if it were barbecue sauce, tbh.

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3 points

Would that change anything?

I love me some fries and BBQ sauce. The corn, yeah alright I’ll dance with the devil.

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2 points

Gravy. Though BBQ sauce wouldn’t be much worse.

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4 points

Owen, we talked about this at the last Canada meeting.

The one where I proposed that simple gravy and fries is better than poutine.

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26 points

No crimes detected. Would eat and enjoy. It’s not a proper poutine, would be improved by cheese curds, but impossible to be bad.

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6 points

I’m almost certain that’s barbecue sauce. Gravy doesn’t look like that

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9 points

A disturbing possibility which reopens a case I thought long closed.

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A Chinese Pizzaria that I worked at added “Chinese Poutine” to the menu. Instead of cheese curds we just used the pizza cheese, and instead of gravy it got brown sauce. So fries, beef grounds, chicken pieces, brown sauce, cheese. Send that halfway through the oven, top with green onion. The Canadians that tried it said, “well it’s good, but definitely not poutine.”

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6 points

What do you mean? That looks like completely normal gravy to me.

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4 points

Honestly makes it sound better

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10 points

The food doesn’t look good, but as a Nebraskan, I’m just happy to see Iowa out here taking shots.

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On the other hand, you do have to live in Nebraska. :)

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At least it’s not Eastern Wyoming.

https://youtu.be/_ZD6j2nbt4c?si=lENkhMtUxx-xhfLZ

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Oh God, it sounds horrible.

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8 points

I’d eat this one.

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5 points

Same

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8 points

Let’s call this “Putin”. It’s kinda like poutine but also a crime against humanity.

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