This…may now be the only way I can successfully digest politics in the US. Gives me laughs instead of panic attacks.

Damn, didn’t realize you had only encountered incredibly educated, intelligent doorknobs. Cool!

My bad guys; I should have made my wish on a star and not a monkey paw.

HOW DO YOU MISS

I’m going to hell for laughing at that, but it was worth it. Made me think of Mulan.

If you take a measuring tape and paint the non-numbered side, you can both keep track of height and have a cute keepsake to give them when they’re older. :)

E: I realized what community this was after making my suggestion. Ah, well. It’s still a tool you might use in woodworking. 😅

The side with the steering wheel, duh. How you gonna drive the bed without the wheel?

You can’t fool me; I’m from the Learn to Fart state!

Van Clutch

Van Stop

Van Gogh (famous 19th century artist)

Is that the competitor of the Plumbus?