1K

Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field(thehardtimes.net)

posted
by
Avatar
Nero@sopuli.xyz
in
Avatar
theonion@midwest.social
42 comments
hidereport
Sort:
HotTopControversialNewOld
You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
Avatar
Plopp@lemmy.world
26 points

How about cardboard derivatives?

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
kibiz0r@midwest.social
19 points

Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
msage@programming.dev
2 points

How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
MehBlah@lemmy.world
5 points

Like drink straws?

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
Plopp@lemmy.world
9 points

That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
12 points

A SERIES Of TUBES!

permalink
report
parent
reply

The Onion

!theonion@midwest.social

Create post

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

Community stats

  • 5K

    Monthly active users

  • 956

    Posts

  • 13K

    Comments

Community moderators