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They need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.

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That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.

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How about cardboard derivatives?

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Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

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Like drink straws?

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But where would they tow that windmill to, if it’s not in the environment?

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It"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment

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But there’s got to be something out there!?

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I’d feel so much better if that field was covered in oil and set on fire. America has lost its values.

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A little extreme but I get it

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This has happened before and they did nothing about it. It will happen again. When are people gonna realize these things are not our friends?

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THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

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Can’t they just spin it backwards to get the wind back in the wind turbine?

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That will just leak wind upwards instead of downwards.

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