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New President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Border(www.borowitzreport.com)

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CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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It would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out.

Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun.

I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right.

“I wanted a wall but not against me!”

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djsoren19@yiffit.net
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wait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn’t Trump just claim it as a yuge win?

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Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world
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This was his plan the whole time.

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Crikeste@lemm.ee
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That’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.

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thejoker954@lemmy.world
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Somehow Mexico’s wall would be racist and an affront to American “Freedoms”.

The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.

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eran_morad@lemmy.world
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Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.

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Rolder@reddthat.com
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How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?

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Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world
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I think we need some cartels…

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