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Laser tanks are impractical. What if the enemy wears mirrored shades? That laser goes right back and kills you instead. You don’t want your 100 million dollar tank to be taken out by a pair of Ray-Bans.

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We can put shades on the tank to bounce it right back

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Classic,but inappropriate. Tanks should not wear aviators, but big chunky goggle style Warby Parkers on sale $1.89

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WAR… is… disco?

Next your gonna tell me the raving rabbits are the ones driving them.

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I guess war does change.

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Disco Demolition Night. This type of war is not unprecedented.

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https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/04/24/army-has-officially-deployed-laser-weapons-overseas-combat-enemy-drones.html

The Army has officially deployed a pair of high-energy lasers overseas to blast incoming enemy drones out of the sky, the service recently confirmed, marking a major milestone for the U.S. military’s ongoing development of futuristic directed-energy weapons.

The 20-kilowatt Palletized High Energy Laser, or P-HEL, “is currently deployed to support the Army’s mission” in an undisclosed location abroad, a spokesman for the service’s Rapid Capabilities and Critical Technologies Office, which manages its directed-energy portfolio, told Military.com.

I think the bigger concern is enemy UAVs wearing shades.

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Yay for undisclosed location! Slava Ukraini!

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Big ass solar panels on the drone to capture the energy and charge the drones battery

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19 points

What if they do this

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14 points

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

and its soo awesome

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7 points

This is why I never open someone else’s makeup bag.

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9 points

Doesn’t that cause a nuclear explosion?

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That’s when you go back to explosives, you don’t even need shrapnel anymore, they are already wearing it!

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The moment those mirrors stop being perfectly shiny they begin thermal collapse. Which is the real reason mirrors exposed to the atmosphere can’t be used as targeting optics.

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