Then, after you rob the store, “accidentally” drop the phone at the scene before you make a getaway so the authorities will go on a false trail to arrest your enemy. Also make sure to wear a sock over your head so if anyone tries to grab you, all thet get is a sock.

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now you’re talking!

if you need to, play the long game and seduce your enemy to make that cum sock.

Edit: I feel like this sub/community was made for my username.

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We are trying to move on Lemmy instead of Reddit to be truly free and not sanctioned for anything we do that spez does not like

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