Then, after you rob the store, “accidentally” drop the phone at the scene before you make a getaway so the authorities will go on a false trail to arrest your enemy. Also make sure to wear a sock over your head so if anyone tries to grab you, all thet get is a sock.

Left or right sock furiously scribbling notes

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On top of this, make sure you coordinate with some other folks to hit different places at the same time. Increases your chance of getaway.

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Before holding up a store or bank, rob a different store or bank, and leave their phone at the second store or bank

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Bonus points if it’s a cumsock

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that’s some DNA evidence right there.

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Steal your enemies cum sock first.

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now you’re talking!

if you need to, play the long game and seduce your enemy to make that cum sock.

Edit: I feel like this sub/community was made for my username.

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And bring a towel.

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Always know where your towel is.

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