Every time he said “article 5” I thought he looked scared. But not in an “I’m scared of nuclear war” way, more of an “oh fuck I feel the shit running down my leg” kind of way, you know?

Also funny, in the same breath, he mentioned both Poland and Belarus as Putin’s next targets.

The wife’s told me they spent 5 minutes talking about golf and the rest was gibberish. Who won the debate? Depends …