Jesus christ

It looks like somewhere along the way it caught the scent of a black hole.

If you cross that with a pug, do you get a normal dog?

When people think your pretty ant eater is a dog…

That’s an updog

My sister once said they look like the ghost of another dog that died

“Remain wary of the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. Were it not for fear, death would go unlamented.”

“Seek the old blood.”

“Let us pray, let us wish… to partake in communion. Let us partake in communion… and feast upon the old blood. Our thirst for blood satiates us, soothes our fears.”

“Seek the old blood.”

“But beware the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. The foul beasts will dangle nectar and lure the meek into the depths.”

“Remain wary of the frailty of men…”

Let me do it for youuuuu

Look at this dood

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.