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Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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No, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.

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constantokra@lemmy.one
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Unironically yes.

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Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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Indeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.

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OpenStars@discuss.online
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I was thinking the opposite: who needs the: toast, egg, or plates underneath - the coffee is mandatory though. Bacon on a paper towel needs less clean-up afterwards. :-P

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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Why wouldn’t you want butter over the whole face of the toast? What kind of monster are you?

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Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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The kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.

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