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My wife is not yeetable.

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32 points

Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?

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11 points

Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.

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9 points

Simple catapult it is then

A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)

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4 points

Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.

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13 points

Why was I reminded of this

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