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Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don’t want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.

And when your dishes don’t get very clean, that’s because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren’t up to their normal standards.

Hmm. That’s also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.

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Dishwater Gnomes

Cover songs of 90s alternative at x2.5 speed and an octave higher.

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It’s not the fact that the gnomes exist! It’s how they’re treated, down with big dishwasher!

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No not punk. It would combine 80s one hit wonder songs with 2010s hipster southern folk.

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