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Yep. If it’s your stereotypical American mall, just break open one of the food court stalls that has fruit, and get yourself to the opposite end of the mall. Let the gorilla have some food, and stay as far away as you can :)

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Those are actually great points.

Guess I’ll die by my bad decisions.

Or hide in one of those myself? Not like snakes open doors.

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