Some people will be miserable no matter who is running

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And this is why I’ll never be president.

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46 points

Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.

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is it a binary thing? because there’s a very good chance it’s not mcdonald’s, which can’t be said for the other side

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I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.

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20 points

Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.

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5 points

I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.

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Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.

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I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don’t like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I’m not sure if there’s ever been a US president that doesn’t like avocado.

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Not in my district

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