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Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris(theshovel.com.au)

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cybervseas@lemmy.world
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I wanna see “Dark Kamala” just like “Dark Brandon” but when I say it aloud it sounds terribly racist. What’s a good “Dark Brandon” style term of endearment for her “go get em” side?

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ALQ@lemmy.world
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Kickass Kamala?

Killer Queen Kamala, given SCOTUS fuckup? (Dynamite with a [Jewish] laser beam.)

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BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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Dynamite Kamala?

Or

Ma Harris?

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Match!!@pawb.social
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I think Mama Harris is sufficiently imposing for a blasian woman

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Minarble@aussie.zone
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Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She though she should run Ma ma ma ma Ma Harris Against sleazy Don

Sleepy Don didn’t know what to do Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris Made him fill his diapers with poo

Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She’s coming for you

What’s an old fart felon like Don going to doooo?

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(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Kabala like cabal?

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