Comment by SSJMarx@lemm.ee on Remember kids, never open up about your weird internet politics

I made the mistake of balking at some particularly unhinged Ukraine/Russia rhetoric offline yesterday and got called a vatnik, a tankie, a Russia lover and I was even suspected of being pro-Israel and apparently a nazbol Aimee Therese follower or something

I’m not even invested in this shit, I just find the insane saber-rattling and warmongering unsettling

When someone tells you Putler’s going to invade Estonia, Poland and Finland for Lebensraum next if he’s not stopped in Ukraine, just nod your head solemnly

Just openly snickering at my uncle saying China plans to invade the Continental US, asking him with what transportation while trying to hold back laughs

the SEE SEE PEE is going to build an EVIL HIGH SPEED TRAIN across the pacific

He was frustrated by the question and suggested shipping containers, and I asked him if he knows about port controls and scanners

the conversation did not go further, lmao

Wait like the entire PLA was going to hid in shipping containers and invade by popping out all at once like a Trojan horse?

lol. Lmao even. This dude sounds hilarious

Long retired former cop, too, so… Just the most wretched brainworms.

My earliest memory of visiting him (he lives in a different state) involved 10yo me shooting one of his full auto uzis into his leech pond, and telling me in his workshop with a bill Clinton picture w/ target superimposed on it that when I’m old enough I should conceal carry without a license because getting the license means you agree to a bunch of worse penalties (for doing illegal shit!).

leech pond

Not loaches?

to be fair I took his advice from my preteen 90s years and on the rare occasions that I pack a heater (stay gold pony boy) I do it without a license because I’m a rebel

as explained in the films & video games providing documentary evidence of soviet plans for a cross-pacific invasion such as Red Dawn, World in Conflict, and Homefront, an invasion force can totally be conveyed in an unscheduled, unescorted container fleet arriving on the west coast you were speaking to a true scholar of the art of war

US CENTCOM: hey there’s like two hundred container ships headed to our coast without any port destinations logged, should we check on that? Oh, right, probably just Amazon orders.

Operation Temu Trojan

“Those Temu ads really work?”

World in Conflict

I knew the container story sounded familiar! Had to rewatch the intro’s to Red Dawn, Freedom Fighters and a few others to check, when you reminded me

Just fyi there’s a tracking parameter in your link which Google/Youtube can use to deanonymize you. You should remove ?si=blahblah and everything afterward.

it’s a very tight game despite the silly premise lol

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

I held back on telling him China would be greeted as liberators, in retrospect I shouldn’t have

Often the best method. Don’t try to argue just clown on and mock

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