6 points
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I know you’re kidding, but I’m almost considering Ohio exactly because of all of the NOTHING* that happens.
*Except that one thing. But I’ll probably be living far away from that.
3 points
Maybe try lower Illinois then. I can’t think of anything noteworthy that happens there. Lot of open space.
3 points
My grandmother’s family is from southern Illinois. It’s not that great but it is the cheapest part, but there are a lotta bigots and racists there.
2 points