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you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt

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I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye

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Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.

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Roughly translated:

We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.

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3 points

Nice try, Bobby

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I’m too lazy to translate this

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Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?

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7 points

Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.

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7 points

Directed by M Night Hellman

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The trick is to keep an eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise

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It was a joke, I never go to the office any more

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My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.

He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.

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Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I’m going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat…?

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17 points

The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.

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Jeez that’s unhinged… I love it!

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6 points

Oh god… 😳🫨😰

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11 points

Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.

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Or mayo and glue

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I can hear my arteries clogging. ☠️

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Thanks Google Gemini…

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