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I crashed a friend’s house one night, and I woke up and $50 was missing out of my wallet.

I asked my friend, who I knew had stolen it, “how can $50 disappear from my wallet overnight?” and he looked me dead in the eye and said:

“I don’t know man. It’s a mystery.”

We aren’t friends anymore.

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I wonder if your friend was an addict, an asshole, compulsive, or some combination of the set?

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9 points

He was a pothead selfish asshole, thought working was beneath him.

Wanted a half ounce of weed more than he wanted my friendship.

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I don’t like people floating weed as this innocuous thing. I’ve met some really shitty potheads. But I also know that I’ve more than likely met a bunch of grounded regular smokers too. I don’t think people should go to jail for it, but I def think it brings out some really awful characteristics in some folks. But that’s just me. I mean when it’s legal (cause it most def will be her cross-country at some point) I think people will start talking about it the same way they talk about alcohol. Because some folks will drown themselves in it. But also hopefully at that time, we might also start addressing our horrendous food situation too. Shrugs.

Or all be dead from global warming. Eh.

But yeah, fuck that dude.

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Awww bizzaroland. I hope you got some better friends.

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So did you ever solve the mystery? 😐

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6 points

Must have been the wind

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Maybe his friend’s wind 😐

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That’s a scene from Trailer Park Boys.

“Ray, you didn’t see $60 lying around, did ya bud?”

“Sixty bucks? What, like twenties or something?”

https://youtu.be/tGuwIWhM6FE

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Ah, I totally didn’t get this first go round because my brains were trying to put together how a->b. But I get it now, and it also kinda reminds me of this goofabout.

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“What’s the deal with those machines, dad, you win any money or what?”

“Not too bad buddy, up about 60 bucks.”

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