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Story time: I once briefly lived in a place that had an old toilet bowl like this. You can still find them in older houses. One day I took a massive shit and then found out that the flush wasn’t strong enough to get it down from there. And there wasn’t a brush. Yikes. Just wanted to share that with you guys.

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Did you use the poop knife?

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I came here to reference this, great work.

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You wrap Your hand in toilet paper and give it a little push. That’s what toilet paper is for.

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So what did you do next? I’m thoroughly invested in the story

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Got a bucket of water to flush it. After that I always had the bucket ready before starting the business. Luckily I didn’t stay there very long.

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The trick is to put 3 pieces of toilet paper in beforehand, that way the whole shitboat can float away.

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My shits at my grandma’s would’ve been more comfy had I known this. I was always worried it wouldn’t flush (which happened on occasion).

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Actually? Or are you joking?

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Actually. Source: We has this style of toilet at my parents house.

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I like to imagine the shitboat floating away in flames like an epic Viking burial.

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Only if you had spicy food beforehand

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Try eating more hot sauce

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Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

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