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Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!

Fuck around and find out.

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“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”

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He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?

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24 points

I’ve been told there are mods for everything.

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They are if you’re in Congress

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Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄

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Up to 5 years to think about it.

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