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Oooo… I looove the guy but, I dunno that I can watch a xxxx rated porno with him in it, not at our age. 😬

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I would 100% watch something Weird Al starred in, billed as porn. You just know it was subversive and brilliant!

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Oh yeah! Oh yeah you dirty little thing you! You like that? Uh huh! accordion noises intensify

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10 points

just him slapping a ham rhythmically for an hour solid, staring unblinkingly into the camera with an expression that grows progressively more unhinged

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Idk, I’ve always thought he was kinda hot.

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