Jurassic Park isn’t far behind though.

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Ok park or island with the intention to turn it into a park except it goes wrong in exactly the same way before they get that far.

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They were never going to turn an island with dinos into a park. Isla Sorna was where they bred and raised the dinos before shipping em to jurassic park and the dino island in the world movies is where the park was after it was destroyed in j-world 1

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Wow you’re right that’s a completely different and refreshing take on the narrative.

Also that’s literally what they did in the first new one. And then I’m pretty sure the second new one was them dealing with dinos escaping from said island but I didn’t see that one because I realized it was the same shit over and over again.

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Your loss. The latest one is absolutely hilarious, especially the theatrical cut which trims it to a reasonable time but cuts the scenes that make the plot make sense. It opens with 2 dinosaurs fighting and the cuts to a black screen and 1.5 Million Years Later comes up and then it’s the rest of the movie. It is a super long time jump after a totally pointless event and it stays around that level. It’s great

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