51 points
Queer Rangers. It’s a code to show that you’re queer and trying to turn others queer. Morticians put things in dead bodies that will turn mourners queer.
It didn’t used to be that way. There was a time when you could visit grandma at the cemetery and you wouldn’t get the urge to take the beef bus to pound town. But now every time he goes he has anonymous gay sex in the bathroom of the public park adjacent to the cemetery. It’s those QR codes causing it.
13 points
I read Queer Rangers and thought this was gonna be about a Power Rangers parody. I mean, they already come in rainbow colors, sorta.
12 points
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13 points
Do you have a schedule for the Beef Bus to Pound Town? Asking for a friend.
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8 points
So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?
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