What does she think a QR code is?
Queer Rangers. It’s a code to show that you’re queer and trying to turn others queer. Morticians put things in dead bodies that will turn mourners queer.
It didn’t used to be that way. There was a time when you could visit grandma at the cemetery and you wouldn’t get the urge to take the beef bus to pound town. But now every time he goes he has anonymous gay sex in the bathroom of the public park adjacent to the cemetery. It’s those QR codes causing it.
I read Queer Rangers and thought this was gonna be about a Power Rangers parody. I mean, they already come in rainbow colors, sorta.
Do you have a schedule for the Beef Bus to Pound Town? Asking for a friend.
So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?
Someone showed her an authentication app that presents a TOTP token, changing every 30 seconds, as a QR code and told her that it reads the 5G vaccine chip mark-of-the-Beast code from your body, presumably for lulz
This sounds like actual crazy.
I bet people were afraid of UPC codes in 1973, too.
This is the kind of thinking you saw in A Beautiful Mind.
Except this person is almost certainly not a savant when it comes to mathematics.
