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Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.

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cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee
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I use a bottle filled with mountain dew and spray my asshole with that. After 6 months of use my asshole is permanently stained radical. When I fart I basically do a backflip.

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Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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Well, shit. If I could do a backflip just from spraying my asshole with mountain dew then sign me up.

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cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee
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Meet me in July 22, 2007. I’ll show you how to do it.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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How much TP did you use to use? I’m usually in the 2-4 squares range, which is usually enough to get a clean wipe. I imagine I’d still be in that range w/ a bidet, I’d just be a bit cleaner. My trick is to buy non-crappy TP, so I don’t need to double up (Costco brand is the perfect mix of strong and cheap).

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