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lol “our detection system can’t tell the difference between you talking on the phone and you singing so we need you to keep the data clean by not singing”

Fuuuuck you.

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Amazon: “We encourage expediency in delivery, so please don’t stop to use the restroom. Just piss in this bottle.”

Also Amazon: “We need you to arrive promptly, but also we expect you to work late. The needs of the customers come first!”

Finally, Amazon: “You’re tired, you’re hungry, you desperately need to piss, but we’ve decided the biggest risk to your driving safety is your dramatic rendition of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, as you try to get your mind off the horror of working this dead end job.”

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24 points

also stop pissing in bottles, thats weird and disgusting, and no we wont give you more time.

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8 points

Simply don’t drink and drive™️

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6 points

“Also, do you really NEED to sleep?”

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If you do, AI will take your jobs!!! Hustle, hustle, hustle!

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35 points

Human conform to our half thought, low bid robot Overseer.

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Amazon’s solution: install another microphone in the car so they can hear that you’re singing instead of having a conversation!!

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I love that the solution to their shit detection is to make sure that there is nothing to detect.

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