“Yup, no worries Butch, it’s behaving exactly as intended.”

“Wait, really? This is some seriously freaky shit!”

“Well of course it is! you didn’t think the signal to call Yog-Sothoth to your fiery blood sacrifice was going to sound pleasant, did you?”

“Our WHAT?!”

“Oh yeah, that was always the plan. Send you guys up, lure him out, then use his transcendence of space-time to actually move crews and cargo. I mean, you rode the thing, you can’t possibly still think we were planning to use them at scale!”