Comment by vegeta1 [none/use name]@hexbear.net on The person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alive

That’s it. That’s the post.

You Americans have this? Good Lord

Some of the big name servos here in Australia have them too, namely Caltex servos.

There is nowhere you can go in this country without somebody trying to sell you something

We are basically a cyberpunk dystopia without all the pizzazz at this point.

That’s so accurate, but landlords have jacked up rent so cities are little luxury zones for the rich only so only they can enjoy the few cool things about cyberpunk while I’m stuck living like a medieval peasant in bumfuck nowhere Ohio.

First I don’t wish Ohio on anyone, even my worst enemies.

That still tracks. Us poors can’t even afford the disassociation treats that the movies and books suggested that the cyber-poors would be enjoying. I just wanna be the homeless guy with the beanis-pump gooning himself with VR in the first episode of Edgerunners. Is that too much to ask?

Wheres my damn cyberware? Oh neuralink? Fuck no

Considering the shit our current corpos would do to your brain most of the “dystopian” visions from old cyberpunk sounds pretty optimistic.

Anticipating prothean beacons beaming nightmarish visions of impending doom and treats to my brain

Tbf, there is a small gorup of DIY bio-hackers somewhere out there. I saw a doc about it a few years ago. Nothing like super major but like installing an NFC chip in a hand and stuff.

My favorite was a little magnet in your ring fingertip that let you “feel” magnetic fields.

I wouldn’t do it, but it sounded kinda nifty.

That would be hell if you were a secretary or whatever and used paperclips a lot.

Probably useful for an electrician tho

The pumps have little screens on the that play adds and yell at you. They used to just use speakers to play the adds to the whole complex, but now they’re right in your face. There’s lots of surveillance, too, since they want to be able to prosecute you if you somehow manage to get gas without paying. It makes sabotaging the screens complicated.

And some places around me put mute stickers on the things, but they were forced to take it off by corporate!

Also from what I’ve seen online some of the gas pumps have switched from conventional speakers to DML panel speakers so you can’t destroy the speaker cones.

yeah, I genuinely thought about trying to figure out where the essential components of those were so I could pop a little hole in them with a drill but I decided to stop driving for like a year instead

If you put your ear next to the panel you can probably find the location of the exciter on the panel, as the noise will get louder closer to the exciter, and then drill though the panel and exciter.

the only unfortunate thing is that essentially all gas stations have cameras

but honestly they aren’t monitored well at night so maybe you can get away with it if you’re casual enough. or black out your plates. Hardly seems worth the risk but those things make me homicidal so

Putting a strong magnet next to the location of the exciter will screw it up without any physical damage from the outside.

We need a commercial point of sale sabotage manual. Like we need to comb through the repair manuals for all these things, all these advertising machines, and determine how they can be disabled quickly, quietly, and with minimal evidence by the “end user”.

That’s one of the reasons some advertising and ATMs have switched to panel speakers, there’s no requirement for vent holes for the sound to escape, so it’s pretty much impossible to vandalise. A physical part of the gas pump or ATM becomes the speaker, by being energised by an audio exciter stcuk to the back side of it. If you see something producing sound with no obvious speaker holes, it’s probably using a DML exciter. It’s actually a very interesting technology, a shame it’s being used in advertising.

Surely slathering the surface with two-part epoxy would stop it from making noise?

That could make it louder. I’ve built my own set of DML panel speakers, and coating the outside of the panels in a coat of PVA glue enhanced the high frequency sound. If there’s good connection between the epoxy and the surface, and the exciter is powerful enough to energize it with the extra mass of the epoxy, it will still work. Some people even coat their panels in expoy to try enhance the sound in a similar manner to coating in PVA glue. You would have to get the epoxy jammed in on the side with the exciter, which is usually not accessible.

Exactly where my head went, but with expanding spray foam to get in and out quickly. Don’t know if that would even defeat these panels though.

it would probably fuck up the resonance and bring the level down at least

That truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic?

It’s called FM radio

We already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer

There’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top

I’m sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear.

If you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.

Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough

I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you’re done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams

If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

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The person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alive

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