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42 points

The pumps have little screens on the that play adds and yell at you. They used to just use speakers to play the adds to the whole complex, but now they’re right in your face. There’s lots of surveillance, too, since they want to be able to prosecute you if you somehow manage to get gas without paying. It makes sabotaging the screens complicated.

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2 points

And some places around me put mute stickers on the things, but they were forced to take it off by corporate!

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Also from what I’ve seen online some of the gas pumps have switched from conventional speakers to DML panel speakers so you can’t destroy the speaker cones.

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11 points

yeah, I genuinely thought about trying to figure out where the essential components of those were so I could pop a little hole in them with a drill but I decided to stop driving for like a year instead

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If you put your ear next to the panel you can probably find the location of the exciter on the panel, as the noise will get louder closer to the exciter, and then drill though the panel and exciter.

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16 points

We need a commercial point of sale sabotage manual. Like we need to comb through the repair manuals for all these things, all these advertising machines, and determine how they can be disabled quickly, quietly, and with minimal evidence by the “end user”.

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That’s one of the reasons some advertising and ATMs have switched to panel speakers, there’s no requirement for vent holes for the sound to escape, so it’s pretty much impossible to vandalise. A physical part of the gas pump or ATM becomes the speaker, by being energised by an audio exciter stcuk to the back side of it. If you see something producing sound with no obvious speaker holes, it’s probably using a DML exciter. It’s actually a very interesting technology, a shame it’s being used in advertising.

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25 points

That truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic?

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It’s called FM radio

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3 points

We already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer

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4 points

There’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top

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15 points

I’m sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear.

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30 points

If you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.

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24 points

Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough

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