what ghoul failed at their job so badly that I can still sit idly at a traffic light for 40 seconds without watching an ad about forgettable-mayo-movie-3984438974239029 or detergent?
Why do we even keep that thing around? We must return to the mountain where it was forged and cast it in to the fire!
Uhm…
Where was the lathe forged? Mt. Kilauea? I can’t think of many volcanoes.
I’d like to think its the least accessible volcano in Kamchatka (which is famous for its many volcanos and its remoteness).