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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณๅผ ๆฎฟๆŽ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ@ttrpg.network
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This reminds me of a similar factoid.

Did you know that if you took the entire Pacific salmon catch and laid it out nose to tail across the Sahara desertโ€ฆ

โ€ฆthe stench would be overpowering!

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Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

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MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?

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Fun fact. If you took every dodgy, corrupt politician and lined them up end-to-end in spaceโ€ฆ you should probably just leave them there.

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