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I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

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Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants

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“would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. If fuck me so hard”

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I, too, ejaculate if I stare at your reflection

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I have to completely avoid mirrors, myself. Walking down a city street on a sunny day is downright hazardous, lest I catch a glimpse of my reflection.

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Imagine the seizure of bliss and horror a carnival house of mirrors with evoke.

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