Bonus:
The smol bean heckin democracy puppers need autonomous death robots to protect themselves from scary authoritarians 🥰 Also, bad wars is unacceptable, you need to to make sure we get good wars!
On one hand, unimaginable destruction of human life, on the other, lower taxes. I’m torn 🤔
I love war profiteering, actually. If you think about it, making money off of war (unfathomable human suffering) is the only moral way to profit.
The truth is simple and undeniable: it’s your fault this war is happening. Not only is it your fault it’s happening, it’s your fault we’re losing! I’m just making the autonomous death robots because you voted WROOOOONG, good luck next time, chump!
Also, I love killing people. It helps me sleep at night.
I don’t even try to make money off weapons production, that would take away valuable resources from our brave defenders of democracy. Instead I donate directly to Raytheon and Boeing, get a tax refund from that and then donate the tax refund to Palantir
