I know a guy that used a women’s hygiene product once by mistake. Now he’s a she and doesn’t have a penis anymore. Make sure your family knows the dangers involved of using the incorrect gendered hygiene product. It’s like plugging a 120v appliance into the 240v outlet.
Doesn’t happen to everyone, I should know, I’ve done it plenty of times and I’m still not a girl.
I’m gonna just keep trying. One dice roll I’ll eventually reach critical success!