55 points
I know a guy who won’t even go down on his wife cause “dicks have been in there”. Bro, you’re so scared of cock that you won’t go down? You realize she’s sucked dick too, right? Do you kiss her?
15 points
By that logic, has he ever used a public restroom? Other men’s bare asses have touched the same toilet seat! Sometimes it’s still warm!
Also, presumably, she showers. And going down on someone doesn’t usually involve diving headfirst inside; it’s really 99% on the surface. And you know he fucking loves blowjobs as if she needs to be ok with doing that, as if none of the same shit applies to him.
14 points
Is that one of those guys who refuses to wash his ass crack in the shower because it’s totes gay
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