120 points

The funniest thing here is Melania actually looking at Cadet Bonespurs.

Melania would jump for joy if Donnie pulled the trigger and divorced her. The pre-nup would kick in and sheā€™d be free.

They didnā€™t just have separate bedrooms in the White House; they slept on different floors.

https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-separate-room-separate-floor-white-house-2019-12

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They didnā€™t just have separate bedrooms in the White House; they slept on different floors.

While I have no problem believing that, you are quoting an article which serves as advertisement to a book which was not out yet at the moment that article was published. That is pretty weak chain of ā€œevidenceā€

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I did a quick search of ā€˜Trump and Melania separate bedroomsā€™ and went with the number one response.

Iā€™ve yet to see a report that in any way indicates they have anything like a cordial relationship.

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Iā€™ve yet to see a report that in any way indicates they have anything like a cordial relationship.

dagwood222 is fucking a sheep in their basement, since i havenā€™t yet seen any kind of proof saying otherwise.

not really how it works, is it? you are making a claim and you need to back it up.

or speculate however you want, just donā€™t pretend your ā€œfirst thing that came out of googleā€ is the proof.

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they slept on different floors

She probably had some furniture dragged across the door too. Just in case.

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For the first six months of his term they slept in different cities. She refused to leave NY for young Barronā€™s sake. I donā€™t usually bring minors into politics, but i just realized that Trumpā€™s own son was apparently fine with not living in the same house as Daddy.

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7 points

Heā€¦ finished his school year?

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I know we shouldnā€™t make memes of the orange man going down on Laura but if those meme did exist I think his fascist loving base would have a hard time processing a man going down on a woman

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I know a guy who wonā€™t even go down on his wife cause ā€œdicks have been in thereā€. Bro, youā€™re so scared of cock that you wonā€™t go down? You realize sheā€™s sucked dick too, right? Do you kiss her?

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By that logic, has he ever used a public restroom? Other menā€™s bare asses have touched the same toilet seat! Sometimes itā€™s still warm!

Also, presumably, she showers. And going down on someone doesnā€™t usually involve diving headfirst inside; itā€™s really 99% on the surface. And you know he fucking loves blowjobs as if she needs to be ok with doing that, as if none of the same shit applies to him.

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14 points

Is that one of those guys who refuses to wash his ass crack in the shower because itā€™s totes gay

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Probably lol but we didnā€™t get that deep.

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37?!

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6 points

In a row?!?

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Thatā€™s a fair point. It is the ticket hopelessly steeped in misogyny. Meme-ing that would probably bother them almost as much as ā€œweirdā€ does.

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Youā€™re correct, but you have to stop trying to hold people without morals or integrity to the standards of people with them. Frankly, they donā€™t care. Nobody cares about this because we already know what a scumbag Trump is. It would be a scandal for Kamala because our expectations are so much higher for her, a decent human being, than for Trump, a pile of fetid excrement in a human skin suit.

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Human skin? Maybe it is just orange leather.

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4 points

Real imitation naugahyde

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3 points

Warm leatherette?

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40 points

Do one but with Melania looking the other direction at Trudeau.

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12 points

You think Melaniaā€™s sliding into Trudeauā€™s DMs now that heā€™s single?

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15 points

Iā€™m sure Melanie has a couple of guys in Manhattan. I doubt she has touched Trump in years

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9 points

She married him for money. Not for sex

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4 points

I doubt she waited until he was single

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Not to mention being this close to someone younger than their child

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