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One time I stole a balloon on free balloon day. The guilt still keeps me up at night.

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If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

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4 points

With helium or no?

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Well it floated, but it was also underwater so we will never truely know

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Asking the important question here!

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think of the poor kid who you deprived of a balloon, you monster!

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I hope you at least spent a few moments in jail to learn your lesson

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