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And then everyone clapped.

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i know people on the Internet have seemingly impossibly boring lives where nothing ever happens to them - but this isn’t even that hard to believe

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That when they arrived in the Hospital Like half an hour later they still had blood in their mouth that they didnt wash out, wipe away or anything?

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“yeah let me thoroughly clean myself off before rushing this man to the hospital”

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How do you know how far they live from a hospital?

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How many people have you bitten? Blood stains your lips, especially if you let it dry, it’s not as easy as wiping it off. You need hot water and soap, which might not have been in the car during the trip to the hospital.

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It just seems like a bit much to be believable to me.

It makes me think of a story that they wanted to tell, but they realized it was maybe kind of boring, so they added fun details for the sake of it.

I’m sure elements of it are true, like I’d be willing to bet the whole thing about the damage going from a d4 to d6 was just a conversation.

It’s a cute story for sure, but for me, it’s a touch beyond the suspension of disbelief.

But hey, if I’m wrong, I wish them many happy returns.

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I don’t know, I don’t think anyone would come up with something like this.

Frankly, it sounds plausible.

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